So, Laddie, thank you for your heroic rescue. He's kinda snooty. Besides, he's happy just hanging around the house with Bart. Who's gonna stop me? The Cain Mutiny was adapted from a Book by Herman Wouk. Where is he, Sprinkles? Laddie's the best dog in the world! If this one's not the right house, I quit. I gotta go keep an eye on Selma. Now, when can I tell my supervisor, Mr. Robinson, to expect payment? Sorry, boy. Book him, boys. I can take you on! And, Baby Gerald... we can't help but wonder what mischief you'll get into next. | Not another minute. I wish there was some way we could both have a dog. What's the matter, Bart? You gave both dogs away? | - I'm sure. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. They went for a walk with the Flanders. We can go to the Fairmont... | Or we don't have to go to a club. And I miss him so much. Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie? The Canine Mutiny Written by Ron Hauge Directed by Dom Polcino ===== Production code: 4F16 Original Airdate on FOX: 13-Apr-1997 Capsule revision B (15-Nov-1998) ===== > "TV Guide" Synopsis ===== None submitted. I didn't plan this. I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts... and I 'ate the way he's always barking! suitcase, ticket, walkman, glass, bottle, duster, sunglasses, presents. [Man, Japanese Accent] You a winner! Who's there? Polly, want to say hi to our guest? Haven't I been punished enough? Ha-ha-ha! The Canine Mutiny Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm, yes, I remember Satan's Little Helper...littering the rectory with his dirt, biting me in the apse. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. I'll let you be with me all the time, boy. than to find and cultivate. + Here is another chapter in the story called the Canine Mutiny on account that Sparkie’s little Boston bulldog, Bunny along with all the other dogs in the neighborhood have been acting very strange disappearing all day against their masters’ wishes. He'd better know how to keep his mouth shut. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Hey, burglar. And we'll play with him every day, honest! May I see your orders, | or are they a military secret? Each of you knew that the American | way of life must be defended. Oh, I see. That dog has more education than I do. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The main character, Ensign Willie Keith (Robert Francis, who died in a plane crash at age 25), joins the crew of the USS Caine is is displeased with the current Captain. Oh, a rejection letter from The New Yorker subscription department. We didn't see nothin' if you didn't see nothin'. Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Caine Mutiny movie on Quotes.net. Come on. You, Pep Pill Boy? Now, what can I do for you, son? I'll be happy to take him off your hands. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Each of you knew | what the fighting was about. When a U.S. No, I didn't buy your dog. I only hope that | you're good enough for the Caine. Wow! Your friends will forgive you. I hope the Navy | makes full use of your abilities. I better just get one.” Bart, before purchasing a purebred dog "The Canine Mutiny" is the twentieth episode of Season 8. Let's go home and have some fun, huh? [Sobbing]. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. I don't want a new dog! You know how I feel about giving! Keep quiet, okay? He's no longer among us. It's Santa's Little Helper! Polly? They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. Don't | volunteer or do anything dangerous. The Spirit of St. Louis - by Billy Wilder & Wendell Mayes january 8, 1957 final draft host info. - You were wonderful. Let's get out of here. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? without starting to come home.. And the length of the journey was equaled. Aye. That's him, all right. Uh-oh. I don't want any more of it. From here on, your education | must continue in the school of war. Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat. I'll never do that again. 20 Jan. 2021. I don't need pep pills to be suspicious. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 13, 1997. How can you afford this? After 18 months of combat, it takes | 24 hours a day to keep her together. Let's not spoil the night. You're just the dog that keeps on giving, aren't ya? What good's a credit card if you can't even use it? Attaboy! He's some kind of super dog! Boy, we sure could use a dog like that on the force! Why are those repo guys taking all your stuff? Humphrey Bogart. [Wiggum] I love this song. Aw, man! Boy, Bart! A fictional Navy drama set in the Pacific during World War II, it was directed by Edward Dmytryk and produced by Stanley Kramer, and starred Humphrey Bogart, José Ferrer, Van Johnson, Fred MacMurray, and Robert Francis.The film is based on The Caine Mutiny, the 1951 Pulitzer Prize-winning novel written by Herman Wouk. I'll take that hardbound Radioactive Man collection. | You can call them from the house. Time: Script. Captain DeVriess, | this is Ensign Keith. Agnes: (yells angrily) He unholied the holy water! Please, mister! Hi, kid. | - Gangway, lady with a baby! [Mitchell] Sprinkles? Why did I have the bowl? He's safely with one of our parishioners. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 13 April 1997. - I hate to do this to you. I won't. I gave him away too, and I don't know where he is. Review: "The Bounty Hunter" a real dog. The Caine Mutiny is an American film released by Columbia Pictures in 1954. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Give me a kiss! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Caine Mutiny. more…, All Stanley Roberts scripts | Stanley Roberts Scripts. | The rust is keeping the water out. No foolin'? "Some call it the dog that never sleeps... though it actually does while jogging.". Perhaps I could help you | be placed somewhere else. I'm sorry. And he was mine first, and I know I don't deserve him, but-. File: bp_someone_make_up_his_mind-19xx-xx-xx.mp3: File Size: 2.76Mb | ★ 1/2 out of 4 stars. - Disappointed it's a minesweeper? | - Your mother let you out? No. *** Points you earn from this quiz will then be saved, and you can also participate in our trivia games, tournaments, teams, and so much more - all free! Can he catch a Frisbee? *** Please take a moment to register your Free FunTrivia ID. We truly appreciate your support. Mother, I'll have to skip your party | tonight. It smells like salmon too. - Watch your feet, sir! Hey, where'd he go? A great memorable quote from the Caine Mutiny movie on Quotes.net - Captain Queeg: Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. Geez! Whoa! " No. [British Accent] Captain, can't we go any faster? Uh-oh. They transform | ex-civilians into men without minds. With Humphrey Bogart, José Ferrer, Van Johnson, Fred MacMurray. Please, I'm just a kid. "The Simpsons" The Canine Mutiny (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. We Americans are confident that | you will serve the Navy with honour. The Caine Mutiny Synopsis: During the World War II, the crew of a small insignificant ship in the U.S. Pacific Fleet experience an event unlike any event ever experience by the United States Navy. Spoils of War (Three Kings) - By John Ridley 7/26/95 writers first draft host info. Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back... unless your tears smell like dog food. Well, if that's what you think is best... let's just go down to the kennel and get Santa's Little Helper back. | - The Caine is a beaten-up tub. [Barking] [Cheering] Boy, Bart! Oh, geez. Tell you what- Why don't we let the dog decide? Oh, I knew you'd come! Sprockets - by Mike Myers, Jack Handy & Michael McCullers february 26, 1999 first draft, unproduced host info Huh? That is so sweet. Let me answer that question with... cookware! Here, you can have the junk mail. No, mister. The Canine Mutiny Add a photo to this gallery. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” and family is coming home for the holidays. Oh, yeah. The crowning achievement of the dog-maker's art... "this limited-edition collie comes fully trained... Twelve hundred bucks! And Zebra Girl, Zillionaire and Zoidzilla. Bart, what's going on? [Sniffs]. Bart, why don't you take Laddie for another walk? I don't know about this dog. - You go down to the sea to fight in | the toughest conflict of all time. It just sort of happened. Bart fraudulently applies for a credit card and uses it … Hey, that is one fine-looking animal you got there! - [Lou] Hey, Chief. He was said to have the potential to be the best center of all time. | - To be honest, yes, sir. I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try. Spitfire - by B. P. Schulberg unspecified silent movie host info. https://www.scripts.com/script/the_caine_mutiny_19877. Pep Boys, pills, Beverly Sills. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Lieutenant Stephen Maryk, an executive officer of the USS Caine during the mutiny. Oh! | - How do you expect me to feel? And will there be any more splurging today? - I'm sorry, I lost my footing. The Canine Mutiny ” Patrick C (@damnglitch) says: February 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm. Mmm, yes, I remember Satan's Little Helper... littering the rectory with his dirt, biting me in the apse. | Your ship's been in lots of battles. I'm gonna break into the blind man's yard and swipe the dog. This is our executive officer, | Steve Maryk. that one couldn't go farther. I promise. Do you have enough spending money? Three months ago, you assembled here | from all walks of life. Hey, I'm not saying it's gonna be a dance around the maypole! [Clears Throat] No, let me do that again. This is an episode I’ve no problem watching over but it does, as you mention, present some problems. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. We've gotta treat this one right. A dog like this you have to feed every day. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I have to talk to you about your dog. Clark Gable movie. It is the 32nd overall episode. Ha! Halogen lamps, kilim rugs? Fine. The basic story is about a few junior officers on the USS Cain who have to deal with the complicated Lt Commander Queeg. "Trucker's Choice." Guess I was the only one who loved him. Put it all on my credit card, my good man. I always feel as if the episode had two plots shoved into it at once. Year: 1954. Um, I took him to a kennel two towns over just till the new dog gets settled. Come on! Naval captain shows signs of mental instability that jeopardizes the ship, the first officer relieves him of command and faces court martial for mutiny. Directed by Edward Dmytryk. "The Caine Mutiny" Scripts.com. Oh, I'm afraid that's impossible, Bart. This article or section is incomplete. And I know you like him, but I like him too. Why, that canine has the proud bearing and glossy fur coat of a Yale man. | - Come on, Keith! I had to be with her. Hello, little fella. Recycled Script: Married... with Children did a similar episode (season three's "Master the Possibilities") where Al tries to apply for a credit card and finds a credit card approval letter in the mail for Buck the dog, then gets the idea to use the card after Marcy tells him that … As an ensign | in the United States Navy. I may be blind, but you just ran into a closet. Mom. | - Thanks, George. Really? You left me standing there alone. I'm sorry. In volume two, Radioactive Man travels through time... to defeat Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympic games. It was written by Ron Hauge and directed by Dominic Polcino. Bart says he won him at a church carnival two towns over. | Why couldn't I meet your mother? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Canine_Mutiny?oldid=25686. I want Santa's Little Helper! At Ying's invitation, Charlton Heston directed the translated play in a successful run at the Beijing People's Art Theatre, opening on October 18, 1988. Excuse me, sir. -. I thought he was the right dog for me, but I guess I made a mistake. Web. We wrecked the first dog. I greatly fear we shan't be in Wimbledon by noonfall. Thanks, boy. I'll be happy to take him off your hands. I forgot who I was. I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you. What are you talking about? Because you sound like a mature, responsible person... who wouldn't want an unpaid credit card bill... to spoil all his hopes and dreams for the future- dreams such as home ownership, boat ownership and event attendance. Promise me you'll be careful. Whoa! | - You're all I have left. In this episode, CatDog, Mervis, and Mr. Sunshine end up in a dumpster floating in the water while Cat makes harsh commands. Cool dog! This is a long, slow coming of age story in a time of war. The Caine Mutiny is at the opposite end of the intensity scale in almost every respect. l- I only came to get my dog back. He's nothing like your old dog. Guide to the Simpsons episode "The Canine Mutiny". Director: Edward Dmytryk. You can take back the bassinet, but the baby's ours! [Sighs]. Hey, it's him! Santa's Little Helper? ... Bogart is heartbreaking as the tragic Captain Queeg in this 1954 film, based on a novel by Herman Wouk, about a mutiny aboard a navy ship during World War II. Stanley Corvet Roberts (born February 7, 1970) is a retired American professional basketball player who played center. | I've only got a couple of days left. So, that's my plan. So I committed a little mail fraud. [ Laughs ] hey, this fella 's not the right dog for me, but I guess was... 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